Oakland
Oakland
Oakland, California

Oakland california is the city of snakes
Pimps, pussies, players and fakes
Loud mouth bitches who talk too much
Dick teasin bitches who never fuck
Sucka ass n***a fake as hell
A man or a bitch I really can't tell
Some of you n***as need to quit
Show and tell n***a you ain't shit
Sayin I got this and I got that
But when it comes to you I got no rap
Cause what I see is good for me
And what I don't know just let it be
Bitches gamin' workin' extensions
Her hair ain't really but two inches
Bald head girls in the Oakland world
Short afros and jheri curls
Nappy head n***as like myself
Get a bald head and say go to hell
But your a snake your a worm
Bald head bitch you need a perm
Oakland california is the city of liars
Fresh barbed wires with vouge tires
N***as tellin' stories twenty minutes long
And everything in it was smooth wrong
I said why you wanna tell me I don't wanna know
All I want is stereo, rock!
Homeboys kick it gettin keyed
Sold that mark some fake weed
Told that n***a 'here you go
A big fat sack and you know it's premo'
A 20-dollar bill went to your hand
You rushed that money to the coke man
To the coke bottle was the next stop
But you broke the bottle and can't smoke rock
Base rocks base rocks thats your daddy
You better off smokin' on a powdered cabby
Have a white christmas everyday
Cause cocaine cabby is a too short way
Thats Too S-H-O-R-T
Smoke more coke than Richard P
Have more money than Michael Jackson
Oakland, can I get some action?
Hey young tender in the 501's
I love to see when you work your tongue
Suckin my dick in the back of the car
Rollin down Skyline boulavard
I said beeeeeeeyach
What are you smoking?
A big fat dick in the big East Oakland
I see my homie, he needs to quit
Holdin' hands with a bitch who looks like shit
Maybe I'm wrong by what I say
Maybe that n***a is gettin paid
Maybe that n***a ain't bein used
Gettin fucked without collectin' dues
That's how I work all the time
I'm Too Short baby got a fresh new rhyme
For Oakland, California, that's the place
Homies got drugs all in yo face
When the OPD cruise down again
N***as goin' half off dubes and tens
On any corner anywhere
Buy your drugs from a Oakland player
N***as sell squat callin it top
Cut cocaine get a big n***a rock
Crime went down murder went up
And some of these turfs are tryin to get tuff
Who's the leader of the hour
Anybody livin' if they push power
M-16, 357
Sendin these n***as to hell, not heaven
So much death in the Oakland streets
Your nothin but a target, sellin weed
You know I'm rappin the honest truth
N***as roll up shootin' guns at you
Threatening your life and calling you fake
Till you take your drugs to another state
And sometimes man it's a pity
Cause a n***a used to roll in the Oakland city
N***as who take do you know yourself
You must be the n***a with all the wealth
Maybe one day you can own this town
If everybody fucked and you are down
That's how you see it I do too
But I break bitches and you break crews
Oakland, California is gettin tough
N***as got schemes for coming up
N***as got ways to make big bank
Hittin' these streets like an army tank
I'm Too S-H-O-R-T
Spitin more game than you'll ever speak
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I got more bitches wantin me
Cause I'm the best dam rapper from the Oakland streets
I'm the coldest MC on a microphone
Oakland, California won't leave it alone
Cause I'm on this mic rapping that game
Knockin off tapes like I'm selling cocaine
Fucking these freaks indefinitely
I never stop fucking you Oakland freaks
High school bitches really like
The way Sir Too Short can rock the mic
Oakland, California that's the place
Freak freak bitch got a lot of ways
She got big fat titties size 38
Imm'a fuck that bitch but I can't wait
The young girl makes my body boil
When I fuck that bitch imm'a drill for oil
Imm'a put cocaine all over my dick
And tell that bitch it's time to lick
East Oakland that's where I live
The city of the freak freak freaky bitch
I spent the night with her she ain't mine
I fuck that bitch so many times
And that right there I could never fake
I thought my goddamn dick would break
Fucking too much makes you hurt
But I never stuck a bitch from puttin' in work
All you bitches can suck me dry
Suckin my dick for the rest of your lives
Ok baby here we are
Were just two young freaks in the back of the car
You are one who's the other
It's Sir Too Short that rappin' ass brotha
Everytime I talk to you
Whatcha wanna know is it still cool
And everytime what do I state
Your still my bitch that's everyday
All you bitches cause I'm a hall
And you baby girl my freaky doll
I'm too short baby now I'm smokin'
Another big cabby and I'm in East Oakland
Not the west not the north
It's the eastside baby I'm Sir Too Short
I can spit a rap and i'll create
A sucker MC everyday
N***as from Oakland, young and old
Runnin' round here keep off that dope
Singin my rap at the skating rink
Sucker MC, do you know what I think?
You wanna be me so damn bad
You wish that you could make my raps
When I say "Short", you say your name
Tellin your homies you rappin' game
But I sell tapes and n***as know
You singin my rap in stereo
Some of you n***as ain't really shit
And Tony G. is just a bitch
Why does Tony rap like me
Cause he ain't no pass high ?
Just sleep to the world on what I do
Grab a mic front you
Tony G., you just can't have it
Nothin' but a little light-skinned old faggot
Tryin to rap on the mic
But Too Short baby is what they like