[Too $hort]
Now take my bitch, she won't complain about shit
'Cause she's my ho, she don't belong to a trick
So when you fuck her, and give her all your cash
I get paid, or put my foot in her ass
I won't marry the bitch, and give her half
I get more head, and then I laugh
At that one-bitch-shit, I got a gang of hoes
I get, freak, ass, lick, these balls and toes

[Ice Cube]
Now stupid little bitches get tossed
If they don't realize I'm the motherfucking boss
Come on down and get your ass pinched
And if you talk shit, get your ass lynched
'Cause I'm the B the I the T the C the H
The K the I the L the L the A
Ice Cube, a n***a that's bigger than a nut
'Cause a bitch is a bitch is a ho is a slut

[Too $hort]
You say how can I call a woman a bitch
It ain't nothing but a word like shit
Ain't no simping in my motherfucking pimping
And all bitches ain't women
You come home and get smooth cussed out
You gotta a bitch with a foul-ass mouth
Scared to check her with a left hook
You'z a bitch in my book, bitch
[Ice Cube]
My n***a Jinx made the mix
So punk-ass motherfucking bitches get the 86
I keep hoes on five
'Cause I'm fucking more pussy than the law allow
With my boy Too $hort
See, he quick to grab a bitch by the throat
And slam her ass, cram her ass with a fat dick
'Cause she's a trick bitch

[Too $hort]
I like fat bitches, and I like 'em slim
I'll take a fat bitch, and stick my dick right in
Her big fat ass, she'll make me cum again
I'm mack daddy, bitch, fuck a friend
I saw your homegirl, she said what's up with us
I said nothing, fucked her on a tour bus
She got it good too, dicked down on the floor
The bitch was fine, but the pussy ain't good as yours

[Ice Cube]
She a straggler, struggler, straight salami smuggler
Every time I see the bitch, she's looking uglier
And if you got a trick-ass on your left, sitting there with dick on her breath
Last night she sucked my dick, now she's kissing little man
Won't he suck my dick and let's cut out the middle man
And if you haven't heard of me, you's a bitch
It ain't but a word to me
[Interlude]
(I'll stop calling ya)(beeitch)
(Too $hort: Man, fuck all these hoes, man, ya know)
(Ice Cube: Yamp ass, bitch ass, tramp ass, slutty ass hoes)
(I'll stop calling ya)(beeitch)

[Too $hort]
I go hard on a bitch, fuck respect for ya men
I get my way with a bitch, when I act like a pimp
Always carrying bank, but I fooled the bitch
'Cause all she ever got was to drool on my dick
Ice Cube will slap a ho for the fuck of it
Just like me and that's some real shit
Bitch got bold with her loud ass mouth
Tough ass bitch got knocked out
You know a bitch ain't nothing but a word to me
Some of you punks are just scared to see
If you could call that bitch a bitch you would
And if you can't, you probably should
I'm spitting game to you mark ass lames
On how to get a bitch and treat the bitch like shit
You can't buy love, all pimps know that
It's all about the way old Short Dogg macks
Don't hold the bitch hand or walk side by side
Go first class every time you fly
She'll go Greyhound, and just meet you there
I'm just an ice cold hard ass Oakland player
You want to tongue kiss, bitch, it figures
I'll introduce you to my homeboy Richard
Also known by his nickname Dick
Now let's tongue kiss, bitch
[Ice Cube]
I like big butts, so let it be known to the public
I bust a rap or two and the bitches love it
I'm only out for one thang so hate me
I ain't the one, so don't try to fade me
I don't wear too much gold 'cause it's tacky
I bust a Raider hat, T-shirt and khakis
See a lot of hoes in freaky clothes every day
So I talk to 'em in any ol' kind of way
See a bitch need a n***a to coach 'em
So I grab my dick and smoothly approach 'em
I say 'hi' in a friendly kind of pitch
If they ignore me then I say 'Yo, freak bitch'
Give up the number hottie, we'll have a slumber party
See, I'll fuck you to death and then I'll dump the body
'Cause I'm a n***a that's bigger than crew or a gang
And when it comes to bitches I'm only out for one thang
Yo, bitch ain't nothing but a word to me, $hort