Too $hort
Playa Shit
[Chorus: Mista F.A.B.]
I said hey, hey, hey, baby, on some playa shit
Wanna choose, make a move, come and play a pimp
For these jewels and these shoes, you gon' pay a bit
I spit game, this ain't a game 'cause I ain't playing, miss
Hey, ho, what you tryna do?
If you saying that you ready girl, put on your shoes
Got my number, hit ym phone, when you ready to move?
I see the look in your eyes like you ready to choose

[Verse 1: Suga Free]
Bitch, go fly a kite
And her mama and daddy was the perfect example of how two wrongs don't make a right
James Brown smoked sherm, Ronald MacDonald had a perm
Feathered up like parakeet [?] bumping Funky Worm
F.A.B., you ever been in a car with two bitches?
And they rolled up the windows and one of them farted and looked back at you like you did it?
Tell me this, which girl is worse?
The ho that [?]
Or hitting [?] doggy style [?] nose first
Bruce Bruce know it, he was one of the first motherfuckers bust a nut too quick [?] excuse
But I'm the fool though
All that money and time you spent in school, got a job, ain't got nothing to do with what you went to school for
This ain't your block
Your daddy always come outside with that thing on his neck, cuss a n***a out in robot
N***a, this my dope spot
[?]
Bitch used to suck my dick at the [?] keep them [?]
[Chorus: Mista F.A.B.]
I said hey, hey, hey, baby, on some playa shit
Wanna choose, make a move, come and play a pimp
For these jewels and these shoes, you gon' pay a bit
I spit game, this ain't a game 'cause I ain't playing, miss
Hey, ho, what you tryna do?
If you saying that you ready girl, put on your shoes
Got my number, hit ym phone, when you ready to move?
I see the look in your eyes like you ready to choose

[Verse 2: Mistah F.A.B.]
Now, now
Now let me speak to you
Break down the procedure, ho, let me tell you something that you need to know
See I was raised over there on [?] right by the gas station across the street from the [?]
Next to the dope fiends that used to sit in front of the store sippin' thunderbird
Well he'll argue with you for a whole hour, talking 'bout how he don't use dope, how he only a wino
And when he get drunk, he start singing high notes
It's your story, tell it to whoever, only god can judge you
Public opinion is worse than having a public defender after you fired five lawyers
See we could trade war stories, just like Tom Sawyer
'Cause I done been through so much shit, I feel like I'm a Vietnam warrior
Them boys [?] grew up in the ghetto, it was sad
Play with your kids at Toys R Us, I been fucking with [?]
Raised by the macks and the pimps thatput capes on apes
Coats on goats, wigs on pigs, here's a shovel, you dig?
Paul Revere of the ghetto, I got a story to tell
Fly as a mannequin, fresh manicure, no dirt under my nails
[Chorus: Mista F.A.B.]
I said hey, hey, hey, baby, on some playa shit
Wanna choose, make a move, come and play a pimp
For these jewels and these shoes, you gon' pay a bit
I spit game, this ain't a game 'cause I ain't playing, miss
Hey, ho, what you tryna do?
If you saying that you ready girl, put on your shoes
Got my number, hit ym phone, when you ready to move?
I see the look in your eyes like you ready to choose

[Verse 3: Too $hort]
Imma get in her ear, and Imma say it right
I turned my first bitch out back in '85
I had a few hoes in 1995
And I was still pimpin' hard back in '05
In 2015, I had some hoes, right
Hell yeah, I've been pimpin my whole life
And right now, if you ask me what I wanna get
I'ma say I want a 2020 bitch
I'm always in control, never too emotional
Every time I ever broke a ho
I just throw a peace sign and say really though
N***a, don't get mad, I ain't steal your ho
She looked in my eyes, that was it
I don't really think you ever had the bitch
Now we somewhere, we getting hella rich
But don't ask me shit, you better ask the bitch
[Chorus: Mista F.A.B.]
I said hey, hey, hey, baby, on some playa shit
Wanna choose, make a move, come and play a pimp
For these jewels and these shoes, you gon' pay a bit
I spit game, this ain't a game 'cause I ain't playing, miss
Hey, ho, what you tryna do?
If you saying that you ready girl, put on your shoes
Got my number, hit ym phone, when you ready to move?
I see the look in your eyes like you ready to choose