[Chorus]
He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony

[Verse 1]
Phoney monkey toy money
Lose end soda hands
Pink plastic Jesus on the dashboard
Just saying

[Chorus]
He's the alphabet pony
Oh, he's the alphabet pony

[Verse 2]
No fun, not happy
Got no money, need a friend
A volcano dish on a mountain-top to live in

[Chorus]
He's the alphabet pony
Oh, he's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony
Oh, He's the alphabet pony, hey

[Verse 3]
Cancel Sunday, cancel Monday
Don't look at me
I been running on a no-tomorrow road at great speed
N-n-n-need a punch a pop, a bang, a different song
Like a nice new home needs a mean stray dog
[Chorus]
Yeah, he's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony

[Verse 4]
Oh we go up down, up down, up down town again
We like the walk, the talk don't stop
And fall into the quicksand
Sharp teeth dry heat
Can't breathe, too many sins
Don't forget my cigarettes
And get something that we can drink

[Chorus]
He's the alphabet pony
Oh, he's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony, hey
He's the alphabet pony