[Verse 1: Jon Mess]
I'm a horrible shot, I tie a horrible knot
I pushed a bunch of little people over once
Well, a rest is best when you stress a test
And you forget all about your aching ass
I'm a horrible shot, I tie a horrible knot
I muck ace a lot, I'm gonna pace the lot
Don’t be tardy for my leaky Barbie TV party pee in the park

[Chorus: Jonny Craig]
Well I can't believe, you're better off alone
You stood near stone
And I can't believe, I'm better than you know
I felt the rush of no control
And it feels so good, and it feels so good, it feels so nice
Now turn your back, cause I'm coming right up on you
Turn your back, cause I'm gonna be all up on you

[Post-Chorus: Jon Mess]
Placing a bet, my odds of you and me, zero
Being a vet, I know that you are too fearful
Placing a bet, my odds of you and me, zero
We can regret, all the things we could be doing instead

[Verse 2: Jon Mess, Jonny Craig]
I’m peeling into the house
Gotta run to the basement
Gotta establish a connection before I get impatient
I’m no contortionist man, I’ll steal the lips off your eyes
But anyone who really matters got a call from my guy
I can't believe, I can't believe that I can't breathe
I can't believe, I can't believe that I didn't see
See the smoke in my eyes, feel the pain in my lungs now go
See the smoke in my eyes, feel the pain in my lungs now go

[Verse 4: Jon Mess]
Reset this best of four, I know
You’ve been waiting by the telephone, I know
But it’s not how or why I lie
You think I wanna be a mediocre guy?
Reset this best of four, I know
You’ve been waiting by the telephone, I know
But it’s not how or why I lie
You think I wanna be a mediocre guy?

[Verse 5: Jonny Craig]
See the cracks in my skin, feel the ground on my feet, now go
See the cracks in my skin, feel the ground on my feet, now go
I know one girl that's not gonna get home tonight
I know one girl that's not gonna get home

[Bridge: Will Swan & Jon Mess, Jon Mess]
Heat seeking ghost of sex
Don’t pay attention to my mild case of blow tourettes
What
I probably placed a bet, took your missing tooth
There’s no people left in line for your kissing booth
I always knew all of the things that you thought you think
Twice times I’ll probably tell you that your God's a geek
Point and glide till your ostracized
Then pile patterns on my beak cause right now it's innovation week
(Innovation, innovation, innovation week)
(Innovation, innovation, innovation week)
(Innovation, innovation, innovation week)
[Chorus: Jonny Craig]
Well I can't believe, you're better off alone
You stood near stone
And I can't believe, I'm better than you know
It feels so good
Now turn your back, cause I'm coming right up on you
Turn your back, cause I'm gonna be all up on you

[Post-Chorus: Jon Mess]
Placing a bet, my odds of you and me, zero
Being a vet, I know that you are too fearful
Placing a bet, my odds of you and me, zero
We can regret, all the things we could be doing instead