[Verse 1]
Like trying to hear snowflakes
No one can hear my call
Consuming all the voices
Dampened by the snow
You'd better not cheat and you'd better not cry
And you'd better not lie, I'm telling you why
Santa ain't coming this year
Santa ain't coming this year

[Chorus]
Your Christmas will be cancelled anyway
You might as well enjoy your time today (Constitutions)

[Verse 2]
The florists are burning and the end of world's coming
But we will be okay
'Cause we live in Wigan where the carolers will be singin'
And they're sheltered by the rain
Lighting into a fire with a pocket full of wire
I'll turn to your souls
Meet me after midnight when the night is ours

[Chorus]
Your Christmas will be cancelled anyway
You might as well enjoy your time today
[Post-Chorus]
Constitutions, everybody
Constitutions
Everybody now
One more time

[Chorus]
Your Christmas will be cancelled anyway
You might as well enjoy your time today
(Constitutions)

[Outro]
The florists are burning and the end of world's coming
But we will be okay
'Cause we live in Wigan where the carolers will be singin'
And they're sheltered by the rain
Lighting into a fire with a pocket full of wire
I'll turn to your souls
Meet me after midnight when the night is ours
Meet me after midnight when the night is ours
Meet me after midnight when the night is ours