[Instrumental]

[Spoken: Jack Stratton]
Two, three, ah!
Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Winograd!
Ladies and babies, big children, little children
Even the gentlemen, every single one of them
Are you ready for tonight's show of the Vulfpeck!

On keyboards, it's Tee Time with Woody Goss!
And on drums, bringing the Long Island sound: Theo Katzman! Yes!
And on guitar, his parents named him after a Vulfpeck song: Cory Wong!
On the saxophone, he keeps on running away, welcome to the stage: Joey Dosik!
And from Brooklyn, New York, on percussion, welcome to the stage: Richie Rodriguez, a special New York guest!
And from Arbor Springs, Michigan, on the Joe Dart Musicman Bass: Joe Dart!

No Xanax! No beta blockers! Fully adrenalized! Everything twenty percent faster tonight!
Are you ready?