[Intro: Theo Katzman & Jack Stratton]
I’m not talking about Rosh Hashanah in Tijuana, though
As much as I’d like to be
I’m also talking about Hanukkah in Santa Monica, though (Oh no)
As much as I’d like to be
I am talking about
Christmas In L.A.!
Two, three!
Uh

[Verse 1: Theo Katzman]
On Christmas morning, on Christmas day
Kris Kringle's driving a Chevrolet
He left his reindeer, he went down south
He just had to see what it's all about

[Pre-Chorus: Theo Katzman]
Wrapping presents out in the sun
Stuffing stockings, having some fun
Reading, writing, Christmas is here
Cali-fornia, Yuletide cheer

[Chorus: Theo Katzman & Charles Jones, Joey Dosik, & Antwaun Stanley]
All the little children and all the big children
Where is it Christmas? (In L.A.)
All the ladies and all the little babies
Where did you sing? (In L.A.)
Even the gentlemen, every single one of them
Christmas (In L.A.)
[Bridge: Theo Katzman & Jack Stratton]
Now, listen now, everyone around the world
Every boy and every girl
It's time to say (Theo!)
It's time to— (Theo!)
It's time to say out loud

[Breakdown: Theo Katzman & Crowd]
(In L.A.)
That sounds pretty good right now
I need you a little louder, though
(In L.A.)
I feel like you can do a little better than that; I’m not just saying that
I’m kinda one of those guys who needs you to sing a little louder!
(In L.A.)
I’m not the kind of guy you want at a party but I’m pretty good at a show!
(In L.A.)
All the little children and all the big children
It's Christmas, where? (In L.A.)
All the ladies and all the little babies
They were singing in the round (In L.A.)
Even the gentlemen, every single one of them
Hold it, here we go: (In L.A.)
L.A.! If I can do it, you can do it!
I’m just one person; you’re fourteen thousand, let me hear you do this, but up two octaves:
Ay! (Ay!)
I need you to do that so I can back get to the stage
So I can conserve my energy to get up back on that stage
I’ll pull up with the help of these nice gentlemen who are not paid to do this, thank you guys
But please don’t stop singing that note: Ay! (Ay!)
I need some strength, I need some strength!
Support me with your voice! Ay!
I’m still singing, are you still singing?
Yes! You did it! You made it!
This our last chance to dance, trance for some time, New York!
I’m not just saying that
This is a culmination of a lot of good stuff
Thank you again for being here!
I want to hear you sing with me in this chorus
One, two, three!
[Chorus: Theo Katzman & Crowd, Charles Jones, Joey Dosik, & Antwaun Stanley]
All the little children and all the big children
Where is it Christmas? (In L.A.)
All the ladies and all the little babies
Where did you sing? (In L.A.)
Even the gentlemen, every single one of them
Christmas (In L.A.)

[Outro: Theo Katzman & Antwaun Stanley]
You gotta get down to Los Angeles
'Cause this year, that's where Santa is
You gotta get down to Los Angeles
'Cause this year, that's where Santa is
You gotta get down to Los Angeles
'Cause this year, that's where Santa is
You gotta get down to Los Angeles
'Cause this year, that's where Santa is, yeah

[Spoken: Jack Stratton & Antwaun Stanley]
Theo Katzman!
(Theo!)
Theo Katzman!