[Verse 1: Irwin Sparkes & Alan Sharland]
The teller told an unusual tale
With spider words and webs to capture all the ears they fell upon
The story of an impossible boy
Who never even knew that he, he was real

[Verse 2: Irwin Sparkes & Alan Sharland]
He cast a spell of implausible joy
Armed with only charm, born of benevolence
He waved a wand upon a world so consumed with the boy
They never even knew that he, he was real

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 1: Irwin Sparkes & Alan Sharland]
The teller told an unusual tale
With spider words and webs to capture all the ears they fell upon
The story of an impossible boy
Who never even knew that he, he was real