Drop a new beat
Make this smasher stop talking
Every tournament
Your placement keeps dropping
HAWC’s got a problem
It’s called lack of skill
All this button mashing
And you can’t even kill
HAWC better than RAMEN
My Bowser versus Joker
Lost 6 to 1
How’s it feel Mr. Choker
You really be out here
Trying to talk that trash
Better watch your mouth
Around the king of smash

One trick pony Nate
With that Little mac
You know there’s other moves
Besides smash attack
Chilling til next tournament
Waiting to rediscover
That just like your career
Little Mac can’t recover
Peaked at 4th place
Then it all went downhill
Wanna lose again
Or has Mac had his fill
I’ll repeat what I said
To that last smash fraud
Better watch your mouth
Around this smash god

Next up Kangaroo
Now we had some beef
Til I ended your career
Cuz you couldn’t stop me
Dropped your Link
An easy two game set
And the worst part is
That was your best set yet
Calling me bad
Now let’s not be brash
One tournament
Took you out in a flash
Arrows and a corner
Is how you set up camp
Better close your mouth
Around the smash champ