[Intro: Blades Of Glory sample & JAY-Z]
"We're going to skate to one song, one song only"
Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me

[Verse 1]
Squid so hype motherfuckers wanna try me
First squidy gotta find me
What’s ten Krabby Patties to a fucker like me?
Can you please remind me?
(Squid so hype) Gotta calm down
Coming up from downtown
Everyone, even Mr. Krabs wants some grilled squid that’s bin down
(Squid so hype) Work the night shift
He just better than Tay Swift
Plastic surgery, face lift
That’s a hip, Squidward birthday gift
Fortnite squid he’s take a rift
Everybody make a wish
Imma slay this beat and serve that shit right to you on a dish

[Bridge]
Squid so hype motherfuckers wanna try me
That shit cray, that shit cray, that shit cray
Squid so hype motherfuckers wanna try me
That shit cray, that shit cray, that shit cray
[Verse 2]
She said, “Squid can we get Patties on the way?”
I told baby, “We gon’ eat them every day”
Have to work serving Patties getting paid
And then I come home right to you and I get laid
Squidy calls, basketballs
Everybody wants some more
Ladies stacked up at my door
Mrs-oh
Mrs. Puff ain’t do it right if you ask me
If I was her I would’ve took that car and crashed
What’s poppin’ my Squidy
What chillin’ my bitty
New Jersey, my city
I be signing them titties
We making them peas, ain’t talking bout pretty
Got my Squidwards in Paris and we showin no pity, huh?