[Gunshot]

[Hook]
I got my Glock, ready to shoot you
If you come up to me, your face will turn blue
I'm saying I'd choke you, choke you to death
Gonna get arrested for smoking meth
There's no reason for you to be here
I'm starting to think that you are a queer
Hey VSauce, Michael here
I just see you dreading a tear

[Verse 1]
I got my Glock, shootin' the clock
I really hate this app called Tik Tok
The clock is goin' tickity tock
I will be kickin' you off the dock
I'm on my yacht, ready to float
People think that the yacht is called a big boat
All of these rhymes, you know that I wrote
Your mother looks just like a goat
Put a curse on you 'cause you are retarded
My rhymes are securely guarded
You are totally unguarded
I know that you'll be discarded
My bodyguard is really strong
I am not gonna be singin' in this song
GGonna be hittin' you like a gong
I'll be walking around Walmart wearing a thong
Everybody knows that I don't want to eat an orange
My coat ripped on this four-inch door hinge
I will he stabbin' you with my massive syringe
I will be goin" on a forage
Topping it off, right off the top
Every time you come around, I think your a prop
I will be makin' you sticky with my pop
Our phone numbers we are going to swap
[Hook]
I got my Glock, ready to shoot you
If you come up to me, your face will turn blue
I'm saying I'd choke you, choke you to death
You're gonna get arrested for smoking meth
There's no reason for you to be here
I'm starting to think that you are a queer
Hey VSauce, Michael here
I just see you dreading a tear

[Verse 2]
I am workin" out, so I can look buff
We're in Springfield and I am drinkin' Duff
Ayden Davis gives me a huff
Ayden Davis is also a fluff (HA!)
I be rippin' his limbs off for my entertainment
I will be suin' Ayden, I need my agent
Ayden Davis is the last in placement
Ayden Davis is too poor to afford these payments
I got my Glock 17, locked and loaded
It's goin' so fast that you think it exploded
No, no, no, that's not a malfunction
Ayden Davis has a dysfunction
It's the corona virus
He's Miley Cyrus
I will be rippin' out his iris
Now, I'm lookin' on the internet
Ayden Davis is in debt
Ayden Davis is gonna sweat
That’s the only thing he's good at
Ayden is really fat
He's an older brother, but he's the brat
Gonna hit him with a baseball bat
My cold beer is getting flat
I be puttin' on my hat
When I see Ayden do that
Ayden Davis is not a slat
(I’m saying he’s fat)
[Hook]
I got my Glock, ready to shoot you
If you come up to me, your face will turn blue
I'm saying I'd choke you, choke you to death
Gonna get arrested for smoking meth
There's no reason for you to be here
I'm starting to think that you are a queer
Hey VSauce, Michael here
I just see you dreading a tear

[Outro]
Aye, yeah, yeah

[Gun cocks, shoots and then cocks again]