[Verse 1]
California, dancin' in the ocean
How I love you
Better with some lotion
Sun is always shinin'
No one compares to you

[Verse 2]
Sittin' here, baby
Young and like a flower
How I want you
Give me just an hour
You seem like an angel
No one compares to you

[Chorus 1]
You're the best book I ever read
You're the smartest thing I ever said
You're breakfast in bed

[Verse 3]
When in Norway
You can do me more ways
Than any other
You treat me like you love me
Like a mother loves her baby
Baby, do I do it for you?
Oh, 'cause all I ever wanted baby
Baby, was to do it for you
[Chorus 2]
You're the best dream in my head
You're my calm thought when I see red
You're better than punk rock cred
You're breakfast in bed
You're breakfast in bed
You're breakfast in bed

[Verse 4]
Wanna please you
Wanna Japanese you
How I need you
Dress you up and feed you
Love you like a daddy loves his baby
Baby, do it for me

[Chorus 3]
You're the fastest race I ever led
You're the finest bride I'll ever wed
You're the skin I never want to shed
You're breakfast in bed
You're breakfast in bed
You're breakfast in bed

[Instrumental Outro]