[Verse 1]
Texas are you my friend?
You live so close to the end
Texas are you my friend?
Because I'm afraid of you
Hey Maine, hey, you're a little too high for me
And FLA you're just a little too low
D.C. you want to be the end of me
I think I'm moving to Idaho

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I ain't afraid of you [x2]

[Chorus]
Ooo, people all on the outside looking in
Mother Nature shakes, what then, what then
Ooo, people all on the outside looking through
She'll shake you to Idaho, that's what she'll do, yeah

[Verse 2]
Hoo, hoo Carolina brother you make me crawl under the covers
I just can't get myself to go, oh no
Hey Joe I see your name too, but there is nothing that they can do
I think I'm moving to Idaho

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