[Intro]
I hate YouTube so much
For removing the original video
I'm so upset
And so I have decided to make it a second time
'Cause YouTube can suck my cock
My untrimmed cock

[Mario listening to "Levitating" by Dua Lipa while snapping along]

[Pat Monahan]
Hey, Mario, ain't that Dua Lipa on the radio?

[Mario]
No

[Pat Monahan]
Mario, fuck you!

[Mario]
Where am I?

[Pat Monahan]
I'm gonna poop on Mario's stupid face

[Mario]
Uh oh!
It's been one of those days
[Verse]
I'm sauce
Tonight I have decided I wanna fuck your sister
And I'm always gonna wanna do my mom
Ay, ay, ay, ay, Midas
I want the world to see your sweet boobies
On the froorf
I went and let you lick my cock
My untrimmed cock
I want cs188 to stare at my hard erection
I'm so gay, so gay, so gay
It's okay that I'm so gay
I need some drugs
I can't deny-y-YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
I just took CBD
And now I don't wanna do a single thing
Hey, I'm watching Rugrats on my TV
Hey, HoH SiSter, ain't that a dеad meme? (Fuck you!)
I just wanna eat your Orеos
You're a virgin and I'm Madonna, and I'm your sister
You're a virgin and I'm a virgin and Mario's a virgin (No?)
And Justin Bieber's a virgin (What do you mean?)
I don't wanna miss a thing (And I don't wanna miss a thing)
(I just wanna piss on you, just like this)
The smell of urine every time you piss on me
I'm so glad you have an untrimmed D like me
I don't wanna be an asshole
I just wanna be an asshole fister
The smell of doo-doo on my hands
I can't be on the radio
You're the only one I'm creamin' in, you see
I can smell my feet now finally
In fact, I can blow myself now finally
The way you move ain't fairy-o
The way you move is Mario
I need some pistols so you can watch me blow your brains right out on the rug
Watching you bleed's the only thing I need, tonight
[Outro]
I want the world to suck my cock
I want Dua Lipa to suck my cock
Lipstick on my cock
I want my hard erection to suck my cock (Shut the fuck up!)
I want Mario to suck my cock (No)
Tonight
(Aw, fuck. I can't believe you've done this)