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SMARTEST IN CLASSROOM (Asian Parody)
(I'm back bih)
Wonton soup
2x2
4.0 my GPA
I'm the smartest in classroom
Hope I make duh Ivy League
She look at my test and she cheat
If I get F- I will get beat
I give my egg roll to Ming Li
Her eyes so flat she don't see me (John Cena)
I mix the ramen with the lean (lean)
Play badminton and ping pong, I on the team
My family make duh fake supreme
That's how we pay the tuition fee
I need da' girlfriend in my life
Say I don't like her but I lie
I want her more than shrimp fried rice
I want Jennie to be mine (BLACKPINK)
Wonton soup (wonton soup)
4.0 my GPA
I duh smartest in classroom (I'm the smartest)
Hope I make duh Ivy League
Pork, shrimp, beef and the chicken dumpling
I sing BTS in duh karaoke
Huah Hiya, sound like I duh Bruce Lee
Drunk so much Boba that I pee duh milk tea
Brown with asian eye, I duh Filipino
Canada Goose when my body get cold
Don't trust that asian with blond hair
They break your heart and do not care
I run the chopstick up her thigh
I know that she really like
Sushi roll in Tokyo
Yeah yeah, she wear Fila, she a hoe
No no, da' not caviar, that's roe
Yah yah, get A+ and then I go
Don't wear shoe in mama house, oh no no no (no)
Two for one egg roll special
Origami how I fold
I like my chicken General Tso
Hear the Hentai through my door (Sugoi)
Wonton Soup
4.0 my GPA
I duh smartest in classroom
Hope I make duh Ivy League