[Verse 1]
Why's everybody acting funny?
Why's everybody look so strange?
Why's everybody look so nasty?
What do I want with all these things?

[Chorus]
I went alone down to the drug store
I went in back and took a Coke
I stood in line and ate my Twinkies
I stood in line, I had to wait

[Verse 2]
Why's everybody acting funny?
Why's everybody look so strange?
Why's everybody look so pretty?
What do I want with all these things?

[Chorus]
I went alone down to the drugstore
I went in back and took a Coke
I stood in line and ate my Twinkies
I stood in line, I had to wait

[Outro]
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
(Why's everybody acting funny?)
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
(Why's everybody look so strange?)
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
(Why's everybody look so nasty?)
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
(What do I want with all these things?)

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
(Why's everybody acting funny?)
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
(Why's everybody look so strange?)
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
(Why's everybody look so pretty?)
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
(What do I want with all these things?)