[Chorus]
You're a fucking nerd
And no one likes you
You're a fucking nerd
And no one likes you
You're a fucking nerd
You're a fucking nerd
Oh, Jacob no one likes you (oh no one likes you, no)
Cause you're fucking nerd
Fucking nerd
Fucking nerd
Fucking nerd

[Verse 1]
Instead of T&A
You got G.O.T
Anime, Star Trek, D&D
You still quote high school geometry
And that's cool
Wait, no it's not
And I do a couple of eight balls
Before breakfast every day
I slam dunk so much poon I make
Wilt Chamberlain look gay
Wilt Chamberlain
Star center for the LA Lakers
Famously slept with more than 20,000 women
[Chorus]
You're a fucking nerd
And no one likes you
You're a fucking nerd
And no one likes you
You're a fucking nerd
You're a fucking nerd
Oh, Jacob no one likes you (oh no one likes you, no)
Cause you're a fucking nerd
Fucking nerd
Fucking nerd
Fucking nerd

[Verse 2]
The only trophy you've got
Is some mathelete shit
Your fantasies are all about Khaleesi's tits
You did have that one chick at Summer camp
But wait...
No, she was fake
And I do so much blow
My goddamn eyeballs are on fire
I fuck, fuckin' angels, bro
Dude, I rape tigers
I rape tigers
I rape tigers
I rape tigers
I rape tigers
I rape tigers
I rape tigers
I rape tigers
I rape tigers
[Bridge]
How are you such a nerd?
No one gives a fuck
About your fucking nerdy-nerd life, Jacob
Fucking nerd

[Chorus]
You're a fucking nerd
And no one likes you
You're a fucking nerd
And no one likes you
You're a fucking nerd
You're a fucking nerd
Oh, Jacob no one likes you
You're nerd
And no one likes you
You're a fucking nerd
And no one likes you (fucking nerd)
You're a fucking nerd (Jacob)
You're a fucking nerd (fucking nerd)
Oh, Jacob no one likes you
(No one likes you, no)
Cause you're fucking nerd
Fucking nerd
Fucking nerd
Fucking nerd