[Verse 1]
Sit back, matter fact
Teasing, toying, turning, chatting
Charming, hissing, playing the crowd
Play that song again
Another couple Klonopin
A nod, a glance, a half-hearted bow

[Chorus 1]
Oh, such grace
Oh, such beauty
And lipstick and callous and fishnets and malice
Oh, darling
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel

[Verse 2]
I should, I wish I could
Maybe if you were, I would
A list of standard-issue regrets
One last eighty proof
Slouching in the corner booth
Baby, it's as good as it gets
[Chorus 2]
Oh, such grace
Oh, such beauty
So precious, suspicious, and charming, and vicious
Oh, darling
You're a million ways
Oh, darling
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel

[Bridge]
Oh, darling
Oh, darling
You're a million ways
Oh, darling
Oh, darling
You're a million ways
Oh, darling
Oh, darling
You're a million ways to be
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

[Outro]
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
Oh, darling
You're a million ways to be cruel