[Verse 1]
True, I'd give my right arm
To keep you safe from harm
And, true, for you I'd move to Ecuador
And I'd keep a little farm
Chop wood to keep you warm
Chop wood to keep you warm
But I don't really love you anymore

[Interlude]
I don't have to love you now, if I don't wish to
I won't see you anyhow, if that's an issue

[Verse 2]
Because I am a gentleman
Think of me as just your fan
Who remembers every dress you ever wore
Just the bad comedian
Your new boyfriend's better than
Boyfriend's better than
'Cause I don't really love you anymore

[Interlude]
There'll be someday when your eyes do not enthrall me
I'll be numb, I realize you'll never call me
[Verse 3]
'Cause I've read your horoscope
And now I've given up all hope
And now I've given up all hope
So I don't really love you anymore
'Cause I've read your horoscope
And now I've given up all hope
And now I've given up all hope
So I don't really love you anymore