[Verse 1]
Now the clock is striking one
So we might as well begin it
As there's dancing to be done
And our time is not infinite

[Chorus]
If there's such a thing as love (such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love
I'm in it

[Verse 2]
So you claim you love me too
Lloyd's of London guarantee it
Gaze into these eyes of blue
You do love me, I decree it

[Chorus]
If there's such a thing as love (such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love
Give me it

[Bridge]
When I was two-and-a-half
My momma said to me:
"Love is funny; you will laugh
'Til the day you turn three."
[Verse 3]
Like a kitten up a tree
Needs a fireman to rescue it
So your fireman I will be
And I'll really get into it

[Chorus]
If there's such a thing as love (such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love
Let's do it

[Verse 4]
I thought I'd known love before
That was not it, but I thought it
So I thought I'd win the war
Or I never would have fought it

[Chorus 3x]
If there's such a thing as love (such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love
I've caught it

If there's such a thing as love (such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love
I've caught it
If there's such a thing as love (such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love
I've caught it