[Chorus]
I want to join a biker gang (A biker gang)
I want to be in a gang bang (In a gang bang)
I like my empty life, but dang! (Life, but dang!)
I want to join a biker gang (Biker gang)

[Verse]
I'll get to kiss my chum
And my chum will be deaf and dumb (And my chum will be deaf and dumb)
With a big hairy beard
Wild as the wolves where he was reared (Wild as the wolves where he was reared)
And we will both be real
There's no limit to what we'll feel (There's no limit to what we'll feel)
Neath skies of zooming blue
And maybe my chum will be you (And maybe my chum will be you)
So let my wife and children hang (Children hang)
I will be known henceforth as Fang (Henceforth as fang)
Now let the gates of Hell go clang (Hell go clang)
I'm off to join a biker gang (Biker gang)
You make it all look fun
Like it was good to be someone (Like it was good to be someone)
You do it with finesse
Like everything was not a mess (Like everything was not a mess)
You do it with panache
Behind your irony-free moustache (Behind your irony-free moustache)
You do it with a smile
Like it was going out of style (Like it was going out of style)
[Chorus]
I want to join a biker gang (Biker gang)
I want to be in a gang bang (A gang bang)
I like my empty life, but dang! (Life, but dang!)
I want to join a biker gang (Biker gang)

I want to join a biker gang (Biker gang)
I want to be in a gang bang (A gang bang)
I like my empty life, but dang! (Life, but dang!)
I want to join a biker gang (Biker gang)