[Chorus: TryHardNinja]
Don't craft a diamond hoe, it's useless (It's useless)
Don't craft a diamond hoe, it's useless (It's useless)

[Verse 1: TryHardNinja & CaptainSparklez]
Don't craft a diamond hoe, it's useless
(Craft a diamond hoe, whatcha doin'?)
The end without a bow, you clueless (Bow)
Got them phantoms raining down
You ain't sleepin, yeah, they ruthless
While you suck we out here stuntin'
Use the wiki don't know nothin'
And you diggin' down you ignorant
One by one, my god you ignant (Yeah)
In the water past your neck
You gonna drown while you out fishin'
Passing diamonds in the mine now
My god use your eyes (What are that?)
Skippin' potions for the Nether
No stop you gon' die (Die, die)

[Chorus: TryHardNinja & CaptainSparklez]
Don't craft a diamond hoe, it's useless, (Scoop!)
Don't craft a diamond hoe, it's useless

[Interlude: CaptainSparklez]
Don't craft a diamond hoe
When the first time you tried to craft yourself a bow out here?
Why you tryna act like you didn't mix up the sticks and the string first time round?
Don't craft a diamond-
[Verse 2: CaptainSparklez]
Ain't no bad luck, not it, you just suck (Whoop!)
Ain't no bad luck, not it, you just suck (Whoop!)
Ain't no bad luck, not it, you just suck (Whoop!)
Ain't no bad luck, not it, you just suck (Whoop!)
Ain't no bad luck, not it, you just suck
By lighting you struck, see now that's some bad luck
You didn't light up the town, now zombies runnin' amok
Ghast blew up your portal, no flint you slipped up
Ain't no bad luck, you didn't prep for it
You not making armor, your gear is unfit
You used the bonus kit, need someone to baby sit
Now get you some more seeds, that diamond hoe's lit (Lit, lit, lit)

[Chorus: TryHardNinja]
Don't craft a diamond hoe, it's useless
Don't craft a diamond hoe, it's useless