[Intro: Tim Dawg]
You're tuned into WMJB in stereo
Two-point-seven million on your dial
I'm sorry there's no one here to take your call
Mary's away and you're up out the moment
But let me tell you, you're in good hands with the ''Buttnaked'' one
Ayo, Spark, who's on my phone, man?

[Interlude 1: Martin Lawrence]
Yo, Mary, what's up, girl, this is Martin
Now I heard the album was slamming
Oh, yeah, that's a D.C. slang
Uh, but, look, girl
Uh, so you know I'ma get the album
Right? 'Cause I gots to get it
Now, check this out though, uh
Since we cool like that, I want to know, uh
Can a brother fall back a hotdog?
Alright, sincerely, yours
Oh, and, Mary, uh, make 'em beef
Because I wan't 'till the pour
Oh, and, uh, Mary, what's the matter?
You can't call nobody?
Peace

[Interlude 2: Erick Sermon]
Hey, it's Erick Sermon
Yo, Mary, yo, give me a call, man
This part two, remix, man
You know what I'm saying? Word up
Peace
[Interlude 3: K-Ci Hailey]
Yo Mary, this is tough
Yo, Mary, pick up the phone, y'all
Ayo, it's K-Ci
Call me
I be in my car or just beat me, aight?
Love you, peace

[Interlude 4: Missy Elliott]
Ayo, Mary, what up?
Check it out, just bought some
Meek, Joey, me and Matt, we 'bout to go over to the zoo, you know
Get what they want, get some tickets
So you know it's gon' be a full house
If you got to get at, actually call back, yo
You know the number
Alright, peace, bitch

[Interlude 5: Redman]
Yo, Mary
Yo, Mary
I guess you're not holding this shit
Yo, yo, this the funkadelic double Redman coming to you live and shit
Yo, I heard the album was the bomb, girl, for real
Yo, you go for yours, one love, and I'm out of here
[Interlude 6: The Notorious B.I.G. & Diddy]
Yo, Mary
Hope y'all ain't taking no shorts, man, no shorts, man
I'ma get money collect
Ayo, Mary
Can I get you?
Come on, man, chill, man
Chill, no, not anymore
Get on the phone
Yo, Mary, what's up?
Biggie Smalls in the motherfucking house
Representing, yo
Heard the remix joint, definitely all that
We'll see you '94, baby, here's some love

[Interlude 7: Diddy]
We got the flavour
We got the flavour
We got the flavour
Check it, check it, check it
What's up? This is Puff Daddy
Calling in from the lab, working on the new album
And as I said, we got the flavour
See y'all bitches in '94
Peace
[Interlude 8: Russell Simmons]
Hey, Mary, it's Russell
Rush? Yo, plus, I just heard your shit is banging
God bless you, good night