*intro*
Yeah Lil Kelp
Yah
Comin in big
Big dick plays (vaginas)
WHERE WE DROPPIN BOYS?

*verse 1*
STDS, STDS
I make girls get on their knees
Sucking dick is what they do if you're not carefull you will too
Your mothers waffel is blue
I dont care i'll fuck her too
Snorting coke is very cool
I'm your girlfriends sexual fuel

Oh, oh, oh, im taking a shit
I don't think my dick will fit
Fucking puss is what i do
Your dad is lookin like a jew
I dont have no hepatitis but from pot i got bronchitis
Dick incoming like a storm
I can make your ass transform
From being tight, to enorm. Just invite me to your dorm

*Down time*
Plow Plow
Yuh
Lil kelp
Aye
Aye yuh
Aye yo Big Spork, Come in here. Come in hot
Yeah, hit that beat bruh, like wiz khalifa
Oh hell yeah
*verse 2*
STDS, STDS
I like to suck on titties
I dont like it when they lactose
I shoot my cum in they afroooos

Just kidding i don't
Im a virgin and always alone
My dick is like a fuckin throne
I'd really like to be blown
... Not that thats ever gonna happen (weed)
(*Big spork cries*)
Lil kelp: Quit cryin before i take your virginity
(*Crying Continious*)
*gun shot*
Wow

Yuh
*verse 3*
STDS, STDS
My dick is like, herculese
Im fuckin all these ligondese
Guaranteed a heart disease (disease)
My dick is small, like a tic tac
I make my dog lick my ballsack
Sipping lean like i have clout
Yall ready know what we about
Big Spork (yuuuh)
Got the beat
Lil Kelp (*LAUGHING INTENSIFIES*)
Got the weed
People call me the demon
Your mother drowned in my semen
Bitches (*GANG*)
On my dick
I really hope this condoms sticks
All these hoes and got no tits
Did she just say, hit or miss?
I hit the vape with mad volt
My dick hits like a lightning bold
My sack is filled, with hella beans
I just ripped, your girlfriends jeans (Girlfriends jeans)

*Outro*
Oeh Yeah, Lil Kelp
SPITTIN BARS
(*Throat clear*)
(Im so high im going to mars)
Esketit