[Intro]
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Great John on the beat by the way
Just did a hundred shows I'm fresh off that final last tour with my n***a 50
Oh my money up
Happy New Years

[Chrous]
It's like I gotta do this shit y'all won't let me retire (Oh)
I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah (Mariah)
For the last six months, I been touring with 50 (Woo)
But all y'all waiting for me to do is talk about Diddy (Ha)
Y'all heard what happened, y'all know what happened, but y'all don't care (Y'all don't)
Y'all still want me to talk about the shit every year (Got to)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (Crazy)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy

[Verse]
Jada Pinkett back on her shit again
Bitch doing interviews all on Tupac dick again (Shut the fuck up)
Will Smith need a new wife I hope he find him one
She embarrassing the family like T.I. and Tiny son (She is)
She need to get choked up it might make her stop
She said, "y'all got back together when you smacked Chris Rock" (What)
She really want her name to be Jada Pinkett Smith Shakur
I used to want that Jada and Will love not no more (Not no more)
I be tryna chill but every year y'all get me started
Will Smith got caught getting fucked by Duane Martin (Pause)
That's what his best friend had told Tasha K
We been hearing rumors about them n***as being gay
Jada probably know it's true, peep her demeanor
That's probably why she went and fucked around with August Alsina (That's why)
Cause she found out he gay and he like men too
Now I'm thinking bout all the shit Jada been through
That's why she don't give a fuck how Will Smith be feeling
The n***a Keefe D got locked up for Tupac killing (What)
Twenty-some years laters they finally solve a shooting
Keefe D out here saying Puff paid ten to do it
I know the n***a Puff like, "why the fuck he saying that"
Caresha won the BET award we all know you paid for that (One two)
I mean he is fucking her so fuck it, is he wrong? (Check me out right here, yo)
She a freak she got him hoping that bitch liked getting peed on (Aw)
She a real ass whore we all knew she was nasty (You can turn the track up a little bit for me)
I wonder how she feel now knowing what Puff did to Cassie (I wonder)
(All up in my ears) He raped her, beat her up, made her fuck male prostitutes (The mic is loud, but the music isn't loud)
She sued you for thirty mill, wonder how much she got from you? (How much)
You settled in twenty-four hours you gave for that bread (Yeah)
Young Joc said, "You the reason she had to shave her head" (Oh)
(Yeah, now the mic is low now, turn the mics up some more) Cassie really had Diddy out here bugging
He blew up Kid Cudi car when he found that they was fucking (Ha ha)
He was controlling her, he had her on some scared shit
Paying other n***as to fuck her while he watched that's some weird shit (Ew)
I'm like did he do it, did he drug her, did he rape her?
If you ain't do the shit, Diddy why did you pay her?
I'm like did he do it, did he drug her, did he rape her? (What)
If you ain't do the shit, Diddy why did you pay her?
I'm like did he do it, did he drug her, did he rape her? (What)
If you ain't do the shit, Diddy why did you-
You was an icon, n***a, you ruined it
Diddy documentary coming out, 50 Cent shooting it
I think it's called Diddy Not or Diddy Do the Shit
Now his son throwing up gang signs, doing stupid shit (Ha ha)
Mr. Take That, Take That was taking vagina
You even gang-raped a 17-year-old minor (Crazy)
Everybody snitching on you this shit ain't going well
You even tried to get that acting n***a up in your hotel (Huh)
Three in the morning, Diddy what the fuck was you tryna do?
You was by yourself, you wanted him to come catch a vibe with you
You're looking like R. Kelly can't even lie to you
N***a eighteen brands decided to cut ties with you
You had to leave Revolt cause your image is tarnished (One)
And that R&B album that you put out was garbage (One two)
Even you and Aaron Hall got hit with a case together (Check me out right here, yo)
And that interview he did with Vlad ain't making shit look better
You been real quiet Puff, why you ain't say shit? (You can turn the track up a little bit for me)
Even T.D. Jakes was up in your parties doing gay shit (Aw)
(All up in my ears) Ever since Cassie made those allegations (The mic is loud, but the music isn't loud)
Everybody been getting hit with sexual assault cases
Denzel voice cases on all you motherfuckers
(Yeah) Harpier, Jamie Foxx, yea all of you motherfuckers
Even Cuba Gooding Jr. had some new cases brought up (Yeah, now the mic is low now, turn the mics up some more)
Even the mayor of New York, Eric Adams, got caught up
That’s good for him, I ain’t never liked that motherfucker
This the second investigation that they got him under
And I heard that n***a married, I know his wife mad
The feds took his cell phones and all his iPads
Diddy making shit hide, everybody going down
Since Cassie got paid, everybody want some money now
You know did he do it, did he drug her, did he rape her?
If you ain't do the shit, Diddy why did you pay her?
[Chrous]
Y'all know I had to do this shit y'all won't let me retire (Oh)
I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah (Ah)
I disrespect n***as respectfully, these n***as ain't gone do shit
Ain't nobody checking me (Nope)
Y'all heard what happened, y'all know what happened, but y'all don't care (Y'all don't)
Y'all still want me to talk about the shit every year (Who else)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (Crazy)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy

[Outro]
He did it, Diddy did it, Diddy did it, Diddy did it
Diddy did it, n***a n***a, Diddy did it
Take that, take that, take that, take that
Bad boy for life, take that, take that
That n***a on his way to jail
Suge Knight there waiting on him
You get tired of your silly dancing in your videos
All the wholesale block scene dancing and shit
Come on over to Death Row, baby