Hey, what did you get for your birthday?
I got older!
Heh.
*rapidly getting older*
Aaaahhhhh!!!.. That is weird.

Hey, you wanna' play catch the knife?
Sure! *gunshot*
Man, I suck at this game.

Mam', I'm afraid I caught your son doing... homework.
But where did I go wrong?!

Hey, Joey! You wanna' eat me?
No thanks, Mr. Muffin.
But I wanna' die!

Hey, Stacy! Wanna go to the prom with me?
No, I'm sorry, but I'm a ghost.
But you're not dea... *gunshot*
Bye, Briiaaaaan...

Hey, buddy! You wanna take this outside?
Sure!
Wow, what a lovely evening!
This is a really good idea!
Don't jump! You have so much to live for!
Everybody do the flop! *flop*
*fatal flop*

Ahh, I'm so full...
You've room for a muffin?
No!
Why won't you let me die?!

Hey baby, are you an angel?
Cause I'm allergic to feathers.
*projectile vomit*

*empty space*
...You're fat!...

I am a very tall midget.

Hey buddy, turn that frown up side down!
Okay! *breaks neck*

Desmond, the Moon Bear!
...
The end.

*pulls string* *pop*
Huh?! Ahh! AHHHHHH1...
Hey, want a bana... Whu?! WHA! NO!
TURN IT BACK! TURN IT BAACK!!!
Who wants a muffin?

[Outro]
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