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Wizzo the Wizard
[Wizzo]: *cackle* I AM WIZZO THE WIZARD! BOW BEFORE ME! AND MY MAGICAL MASTERY *cackle*
[Dave]: You What?
[Wizzo]: What?
[Dave]: What?
[Wizzo]: I am Wizzo the Wizard! Bow-
[Dave]: Waddya Do?
[Wizzo]: Magic!
[Dave]: What’s That?
[Wizzo]: I can… make stuff!
[Dave]: Oh! Like Harry Potter!
[Wizzo]: Who’s Harry Potter?
[Harry Potter]: Hi! I’m Harry Potter!
[Wizzo]: Wadda you do?
[Harry Potter]: I make pots.
[Wizzo]: That’s not magic!
[Harry Potter]: Well, maybe not to you.
[Wizzo]: Oh fo- DIE!
[Harry Potter]: UGH!
[Wizzo]: There I killed him now, BOW-!
[Dave]: No you didn’t!
[Wizzo]: Wa- YES I DID I JUST BLEW HIM UP!
[Dave]: Maybe out of pre-existing condition?
[Wizzo]: A pre-existing condition? For what exploding!?
[Dave]: Well I’m not a doctor are you?
[Wizzo]: Well no I- *stumbles over words* GAH!
[Wilson]: Roar! Roar!
[Wizzo]: Behold I have summoned a mighty dragon! Cower in fear!
[Davе]: It’s just a bird.
[Wizzo]: IT’S NOT A BIRD IT’S SO BIG!!!!!
[Dave]: Just close up in-it?
[Wizzo]: Ok right. Blam! You're flying now!
[Davе]: Oh so I am!
[Wizzo]: See? Magic! Now, I am-
[Dave]: Probably just on a rope.
[Wizzo]: A ROPE?! WHAT’S THE ROPE ATTACHED TO!!?
[Dave]: Well me obviously.
[Wizzo]: *muffled scream*
[Random Guy]: Oh hi Dave! You on a rope?
[Dave]: Must be yeah!
[Charle]: Huh.
[Wizzo]: Ok! Think of a number, between 1 and 10
[Dave]: Alright done
[Wizzo]: Is it 7?
[Dave]: Oh shoot! He’s a wizard!
[Wizzo]: YES OKAY! FINALLY! Now, I AM-
[Random Guy]: Glad that’s dealt with. He might have been a wizard.