[Lyle Lanley]
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!
What'd I say?

[Ned Flanders]
Monorail!

[Lyle Lanley]
What's it called?

[Patty and Selma]
Monorail!

[Lyle Lanley]
That's right!
Monorail!

[Miss Hoover]
I hear those things are awfully loud...

[Lyle Lanley]
It glides as softly as a cloud

[Apu]
Is there a chance the track could bend?
[Lyle Lanley]
Not on your life, my Hindu friend

[Barney]
What about us brain-dead slobs?

[Lyle Lanley]
You'll be given cushy jobs

[Abe]
Were you sent here by the devil?

[Lyle Lanley]
No, good sir, I'm on the level

[Wiggum]
The ring came off my pudding can

[Lyle Lanley]
Take my pen knife, my good man
I swear it's Springfield's only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

[All]
Monorail!
[Lyle Lanley]
What's it called?

[All]
Monorail!

[Lyle Lanley]
Once again...

[All]
Monorail!

[Marge]
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

[Bart]
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

[All]
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

[Homer]
Mono...d'oh!