[Verse]
When the weight of the world has got you down and you wanna end your life
Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife
But don't throw in the towel, 'cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away

[Chorus]
At Flaming Moe's (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's)
(Let's all go to Flaming Moe's) When liquor in a mug, can warm you like a hug (Flaming Moe's)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

[Outro]
Barney!
How's the world treatin' ya, Mr. Gumble?