[Singers]
Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folk'll
Cletus the Slack Jawed-Yokel

[Cletus]
Hey whats going on on this side
Hey Brandine you might could wear these to your job interview

[Brandine]
An' scuff up the topless dancin' runway?
Naw! Yeh best bring 'em back where from y'got 'em

[Cletus]
Uh-kay
Back you go to wait for a woman wid less discriminatin' taste

[Singers]
Most folk'll never lose a toe,
But then again, some folk'll
Cletus the Slack Jawed-Yokel

[Cletus]
Hey, y'know what?
I could call my Maw while I'm up here
Hey, Maw! Git off the dang roof!