(Jockeys) Freaks, freaks, freaks!
We are the jockeys, jockeys are we
We live underground in a fiberglass tree
(Jockey #1) Ha!
(Jockey #2) Ooo!
(Jockey #3) Haha! 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme
(Jockey #4) On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream
(Jockey #5) But all is not well in Jockey Town
(Jockey #6) Your renegade horse is making us frown
(Homer) What do you want me to do?

(Jockey #7) Your horse must lose
(Homer) My horse must lose?
(Jockey #7) No win!
(Jockey #8) No show!
(Jockey #3) No place!
(Jockey #4) Just lose the stinkin' race
(Homer) And what if I refuse to lose?
(Jockey #8) We'll eat your brain
(Homer) My horse must lose!