The Simpsons
The President Wore Pearls
Vote for a winner
I am their queen
Skinner's evil plan
Don't Cry For Me, Kids Of Springfield
Betrayed
Lisa: I'm not that cool, I don't wear jeans
I've polished an apple or two
But every grade that I grubbed
I grubbed it for you
So call me book worm
But I'll never squirm when there's work to be done
Yes I'll take my lunch at my desk
While your all outside having fun
Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield
Unless you want an effective leader
I'll talk to teachers, I'll handle Skinner
A vote for Lisa makes you the winner!
Everyone: Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa!
Teachers: Eyes, pearls, smile, hair points, dress, voice, shoes, swatch watch
Lisa: I may be the new girl
But you can brainwash me
Just OshKosh B'Gosh(a childs clothing brand) me
And then leave me be
To fight for kid power
I must be heard not seen
I have to lead wisely
Not just primp and preen
Teachers: Nails, pimples, ears, scrunchie, purse, lunch box, teeth, Millhouse
Lisa: This beauting-up suits me
There's beauty within me
So let's Olsen Twin me
Give them someone to love
This grown-up makeover
Has made me a super tween
For they are my people
And I am their queen
Skinner: I'm so happy with my evil plan
Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
Soon we will have the perfect school
Where fun and excitement never start!
Willy: I'm so drunk I can barely see
But it helps me get through another day!
My stomach is filled with haggis and ham
I've gotta go puke in some hay!
Bart: Lisa is a fool
Skinner: I think the rules are cool
Willy: I've fallen in the pool!
Lisa: What have I done?
Bart: What they wanted you to
Lisa: Skinner betrayed me
Bart: But a tango takes two
Kids: Poor Lisa, poor Lisa
Lisa: Don't cry for me kids of Springfield
You can still reach me through email