The Simpsons
Yo Dick
[Verse 1]
Yo dick can get you a gang of fine hoes
Then again fucked around and get you punched in the nose
Some n***as that I know get sprung on the coochie
Spend their last dollar goin' broke on a hoochie
If you see tight titties and a big fat butt
Your dick will be sleep but his ass'll wake up
He'll fuck with your mind 'til you go and get her
Even if she got a big boyfriend with her
You'll step to the girl thinkin' you can clown
Touch her on the ass and her n***a beat you down
It's a dick thang, girls, don't get offended
'Cause y'all the motherfuckers that be puttin' us in a clinic
So homies, let's chill and don't play ourself cheap
'Cause if we catch AIDS we'll be six feet deep
Before you chase a hoochie and try to turn a trick
Remember your worst enemy can be your dick