[Intro]
Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
Keep it coming! Keep it coming! Go!
Here we go! Go! Here we go! Go! Yah!

[Verse 1: Bart:]
Ah, another summer morning
I give myself a stretch and a yawning!
Jump outta of bed, brush my teeth
Hop in the shower, gonna make it brief!
Lather on up, rinse off the suds
Comb my hair, slip on my cool duds
Mirror, mirror, hangin' on the wall
Tell me who's the coolest of them all?

Mirror: Yo, Bart, though you're sometimes rude, I must say it's you!

Bart: Thanks, dude! Now, on my skateboard, I do my travel
Outta my way, I'm the king of the gravel!
Lookin' around for a partner in crime
Gettin' in trouble, havin' a good time
I look all around, but no matter where I ride or roll, love is in the air!
[Chorus:]
What's this spread called love? What's this spread called loooove?
What's this spread called looooove?
Go! Go! Go! Here we go!
What's this spread called love? Here we go! Go!
What's this spread called loooove? Here we go!
What's this spread called loooove? Yah!
[Verse 2 Bart]: The day is young
We're trying to have fun
Watchin' lovebirds kissin' in the sun!
Where are my pals? It's really a drag...
Everybody's smoochin', makin' me wanna gag!
Even the (Go!) blue jays, the swans and the sparrows
Man, Mr. (Go!) Cupid's got huge cute arrows! (?)
Stacked in his (Go!) backpack, ready to attack
Shoot 'em through (Go!) the heart, (Go!) there's (Go!) NO (Go!) turnin' (Go!) back!
Young ones, old ones, every size and shape:
If all got to Cupid, there's no escape!
Look at that park bench, right over there
Total gross-out: he's kissin' her ear!
Lucky for me, all my pals are strong
We'll never give in, we'll never go wrong!
We'll never fall. Let 'em shove!
The Bartman's posse is immune to love!

[Chorus]
Go! What's this spread called love? Go!
What's this spread called loooove? Go!
What's this spread called loooove! Go! Go! Go! Here we go! Go!
What's this spread called love? Here we go! Go!
What's this spread called looooove?
Here we go! Go! Here we go! Go! What's this spread called looooove?
Yah! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
[Verse 3: Bart]:
As I followed the yellow brick road! Wait a minute!
Whoa! Horsie! Whoa! What do I see? Do my eyes deceive me?
Move a little closer to those kids behind the tree! Oh no! Don't tell me!
It can't be true! My best friend Milhouse: traitor to the crew!
He's holding hands, he's talking sweet
With that new little girl from across the street!
He's lost his cool, his brain's gone south
He doesn't even care that she's a metal-mouth!
Hey, c'mon Milhouse, let's get the lead out!
Probably got me stuck as weird as I'll get out! (?)
(Here we go!) What!?! OK. If that's the way you feel
You'll never get me, the Bartman-of-Steel!
(Here we go!) I learned a lot today, man, you know
The park is (Yaaaaaa!) gettin' dark, so, yo, gotta go!

[Chorus]: What's this spread called love? What's this spread called loooove?
What's this spread called looooove? What's this spread called love?
What's this spread called laaaa? What's this spread called looooove?
What's this spread called love? What's this spread called loooove?
What's this spread called looooove? What's this spread called love?
What's this spread called laaaa? What's this spread called looooove?