Apu: Hello Springfield! Come to my after-school parking lot blowout!

Marge: School's starting, Bart! Aren't you exited? This year you'll learn about local history!

Apu: We've got first-rate school supplies at third-world prices! At the Kwik-E-Mart, where we believe in America. Please, do not beat me up anymore!

Boobarella: Bad news! Ray Romano has sued to prevent the showing of the movie! Watch this commercial for Krusty Burger, while i appeal this temporary junction!

Like a rib! It tastes like liberty!
Like a rib! With a bun of sesame!
We start with authentic letter-graded meat and process the hell out of it, till it's good enough for Krusty!

Krusty: Try my new Krusty Rib-wich! Hmmm! I don't mind the taste!