[HOMER, spoken]
Well, kids, there it is! Capital City!

[TONY BENNETT]
There's a swingin' town I know called Capital City
People stop and scream "Hello" in Capital City
It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king
And it makes a king feel like some nutty, cuckoo super-king

[MARGE, spoken]
Look, it's Tony Bennett!

[TONY BENNETT, spoken]
Hey, good to see you.

(sung)
It's against the law to frown in Capital City
You'll caper like a stupid clown when you chance to see
Fourth Street and 'D', yeah!
Once you get a whiff of it, you'll never want to roam
From Capital City, my home sweet, yeah!
Capital City, that happy-tal city
It's Capital City
My home sweet swingin' home

[SIMPSON FAMILY, spoken]
Capital City! Yeah!