[HOMER]
Who can take your trash out?
Stomp it down for you
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy, too
The garbage man!

[HOMER & TRASHMEN]
The garbage man can!
The garbage man can, he does it with a smile
And never judges you

[MARGE]
Who can take this diaper?

[TRASHMAN]
I don't mind at all

[CHIEF WIGGUM]
Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
The garbage man!

[TRASHMEN]
The garbage man can!

[TRASHMEN AND U2]
The sanitation folks
Are very friendly blokes
Courteous and easygoing
They mop up when you're overflowing
[BONO]
And tell you when your arse is showing

{APU]
Who can

[SIDESHOW MEL]
Who can

{NED]
Who can

{OSCAR THE GROUCH]
Who can

[ALL]
The garbage man can

{BART AND LISA]
'Cause he's Homer Simpson, man!

[ALL]
He cleans the world for you!