How can you booyah this country's decline?

Cheer up honey, we’re headed to the one place that can never decline because it was never that great, Upstate New York!

Start watching fox news
Stop watching your weight
There is no fancy part of it
Upstate New York!

They’re fond of their booze
Hot wing sauce is great
I’m gonna clog my heart in it
Upstate New York!

I wanna sleep in
In a city
That never wakes!

And find I’m fitting right in
One of the gang
Par for the course!

The Kodak plant’s closed
But I’m a longing to stay
And go on disability
In Upstate New York!
Can’t make it anywhere
But I can make it fair
I love you so
Upstate New York!

Benedict Arnold fought here baby!