(Sherry Bobbins)
In front of a Tavern, flat on his face
A booze-hound named Barney is pleading his case...

(Barney)
Buy me a beer...two bucks a glass...
C'mon help me i'm freezing my ass...
Buy me brandy...a snifter of wine
Who am i kidding, i'll drink turpentine...

(Moe)
Move it! You drunk...or I'll blast your rear-end

(Barney)
I found two bucks
(Moe)
Then come in my friend..

(Sherry Bobbins)
And soo let us leave on this heartwarming scene

(Bart)
Can I be a booze-hound...
(Homer)
Not till you're fifteen...