[Verse 1]
Dorothy Parker always knew
What it felt like being you
Dorothy Parker always knew
What'd you say and what you do
Dorothy Parker got you through (got you through)
The poetic of feeling blue
Dorothy Parker made you feel like someone

[Verse 2]
Dorothy Parker found the truths
The alchemy of ink and booze
Dorothy Parker let you loose
Into a world beyond your books
Dorothy Parker lost the plot (lost the plot, lost the plot)
Ran out of words but so what?
Dorothy Parker made you feel like someone

[Sample]
(My situation became clearer because everything else became unclear)
(Neither your newspaper, nor your doctor, your car, your wife nor your work can enlighten you)

[Outro]
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker