[Verse 1]
Under the NASCAR Sunday, party on the farm
Run a chord out the window, put the TV in the yard
Preachers in the kitchen, second piece of pie
Asking uncle Jimmy why he never got baptized

[Verse 2]
Well, what's got into Jenny? She’s out of her mind
Papa said she's been sippin' on devil’s moonshine
We seen her by the river, rollin' in the mud
Now she's hot pants dancin' on the hood of my truck

[Chorus]
Well that's alright, catch you some rips
Wash it on down with a couple of beers
Ain't nobody gettin' hurt, so don't be scared
That’s just the way we do it round here

[Verse 3]
See them long hands stumbling outta the van
That’s one homegrown, half stoned hillbilly man
He'll be cranking it up when the sun goes down
You’ll hear "give me three steps, give me three steps, mister"
All the way to town

[Chorus]
Well that's alright, catch you some rips
Wash it on down with a couple of beers
Ain't nobody gettin' hurt, so don’t be scared
That's just the way we do it round here
[Verse 3]
Well, on about midnight, without fail
The county Sheriff hotter than the hinges of hell
Said "if you don't shut her down, I'll haul you all in
You breaking the law, son," but momma just grins, says

[Chorus]
That's alright, catch you some rips
Wash it on down with a couple of beers
Ain't nobody gettin' hurt, so don't be scared
That's just the way we do it round here

[Outro]
Yeah, that's just the way we do it round here
That's how we do it round here
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