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Hello?

Hi, saw your ad, you were looking for a tranny

Yeah

Ay, got your lady

I'm sorry, what'cha say?

Said you got your man, Mister Strawberry

Oh, whaddya, whaddya got, you got the uhh, one that I need, 'cause I've been getting calls for uh, different types of trannies and they say you can do this and that [?] whatever, I was, I need the same one that come outta there

Well I mean I can do, I can do a lot of things, y'know I'm still, y'know I could tuck it between my legs, y'know stuff like that

Huh?

Yeah, you know what I mean
Well like, what kinda, like what kinda things are you lookin' for from it?

You talking about my trannies?

Yeah

What do you mean what kind of thing I'm looking for?
Well, from the tranny

I'm looking for uh, a, a four-O-D tranny that holds up to uh, three-fifty-one [?]

Ah, I don't, I don't know too many of them typеs
I'm more of a—

What did you call for then? I thought you—

Yeah, I'm morе, I'm more your classic tranny

Oh, no, I got a ninety-four Ford van, that's, that's one-fifty

Ahh, see, I'm the, I'm like the classic tranny that does the tuck, y'know

Does the what?

Does the tuck, y'know no surgery or nothin'. Y'know?

Dumb fuckin—