[Verse: Broden as Dad]
Oh, yeah, I got a wife and kids and they make me chuffed
Got new tyres and they make me chuffed
Discount Snickers get me chuffed
Watching Nine News gets me chuffed
I found a Chinese joint down the road
Does better honey chicken than the other Chinese joint
There's more car spots and they've got Pepsi Max
And it's a little bit cheaper and it makes me chuffed
My son got a job at Subway and it makes me chuffed
Get Smart's on telly and it makes me chuffed
A weekend in Echuca gets me chuffed
Making good time on the freeway gets me chuffed
Got a quote on the shed for $1700 then I went and got a quote from a friend of Geoff’s
He quoted $1200 so I saved heaps
Got your mum new towels and she was chuffed
Oh, I’m a dad (work in sales)
Just checking that you've got something for your mother’s birthday
Big Bang’s on telly and it makes me chuffed
That Kelly Cuococo makes me chuffed
South Park's a bit rude, it doesn’t make me chuffed
I've got a synonym book and it makes me pleased
I've got fish and chips 'cause mum’s working late
I know the owner and he calls me mate
He chucked in extra chippies and when I got home
The footy was starting and I was really chuffed
That reminds me recently at my local bakery
I went in at closing time, all I wanted was a pie
But they also gave me lots of free stuff: slice, biccies, rolls; chuffed
My son’s got a girlfriend and that makes me chuffed
She’s really nice and that gets me chuffed
I’m not chuffed just because she’s a girl
If he dated a bloke I’d be just as chuffed
As long as he was nice, yea, modern dad (I'm from Thomastown)
Make your kids feel like they can talk to you
A good pair of blue jeans makes me chuffed
There’s a weird spot on my cheek…
[Interlude: Zach as Doctor]
Okay, so the test results have come back and good news: it’s benign. You know, but we gonna get that removed just in case. I'm a doctor

[Broden as Dad]
Well that’s a relief, but I’m glad I checked
I've got an internet fridge and that makes me chuffed
I've got a garage fridge and that makes me chuffed
I've got a spare weekend, my mate Angelo is free
And he’s gonna build a pizza oven with me

[Mark as Angelo & Broden as Dad]
Concrete the base stick, the bricks in place
Form the arch to brace and cement to case
Now create a small fire and if you require
The dough, Angelo knows the best supplier
Oh, pizza party
Five dollar for a kilo
Gluten free base is for my son's girlfriend
It's a good excuse to get the family round
We chuffed