[all]
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum

[Broden]
Did you know this cup is a drum?

[Zach]
If that cup is a drum, then my bum is a drum

[Mark]
Pots, cups and even a bum
It's so much fun when everything's a drum

[all]
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum

[Mark]
Can someone's willy be a drum?
Can you make my willy go pa ra pa pum pum
I did a cum!

[all]
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
[Zach]
I got a bad relationship with my mum
And when I think about my mum
Even that's a drum

[all]
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum

[Broden]
When you drum on things you can have a ball
Anything can be a drum
Heck, even a wall

[all]
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum

[Zach]
Hey did you know this pot is a drum?
I said did you know this pot is a drum?
Broden, what the fuck?

[Broden]
You were just playing it wrong
[Zach]
When you came to me 15 years ago you told me that EVERYTHING was a drum

[Broden]
Everything is a drum

[Mark]
I left my wife
I let you drum on my PENIS

[Broden]
Enough now, brother Mark

[Mark]
No more lies!
No more excuses!
For if that pot is not a drum--

[Zach]
Oh no, I got it

[Broden]
Oh good

[all]
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum