[Verse 1: Broden, Mark, Both ]
Isn't it funny and relatable
When you want to buy a can of beans
But you don't know if there's beans at home
So you buy
Like, heaps of cans of beans
And then you get home
And in the cupboard
You've already got five cans of beans
And you laugh and laugh
'Cause there's too many beans
That's so relatable
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!

[Verse 2: Mark, Broden, Both ]
What about when you got to Hotmail
And Hotmail asks for your password
But you can't remember
So you make a new one
But you can't use that
'Cause Hotmail says
That your old password
Was your new password
So you knew your password all along!
That is very relatable
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!
[Verse 3: Baron Gabriel De Franc]
And isn't it funny
When you're eating coq au vin
At the Chateau de Chambolle
And then the maître d' serves
Côte des Roses
Which is a subtle wine
And not robust enough
For the flavour of the dish

[Interlude: Broden & Mark]
Not very relatable
No, don't relate. Personally, not relatable

[Verse 4: Broden, Baron Gabriel De Franc ]
Isn't it funny and relatable
When you're waiting for a coffee and they call your name
But another man goes to pick it up
You say "That's my coffee,"
He says "No, it's not."
But then it turns out you've got the same name
And you laugh and you laugh 'cause-
And isn't it silly
When you're getting haute cuisine
By Marie Antoine Carême
But the student uprising
Had built a barricade
And they're dying on the breach
And you have to walk around
So you're late to haute cuisine?
[Interlude: Broden & Mark]
Hahaha
Ma-maybe, yeah
Yeah

[Verse 5: Mark, Baron Gabriel De Franc ]
But isn't it funny
When you're at the airport
And it's really busy
At the airport-
And isn't it cool
When it's 1832
And you see a strange light
And you step into the light
And it's some kind of portal
And you come out the end
And you don't know where you are
And a newspaper says
The year is 2020
So you see a future house
And you walk into the house
And some men are singing
So you start to do a song
Even though you're friends are dead
And you'll never get home!
(gasps)
[Interlude: Broden, Mark, Baron Gabriel De Franc ]
No. No
I'm sorry, no
No. That's- that's... I-
That's not something
I-I mean
Isn't it funny when you call the teacher 'Mum'?
Yeah! Yeah!

[Outro]
(a bunch of ha's and yes', i can't transcribe it)