[Verse 1: Peter Steele]
Wilma Flintstone, Marcia Brady
Alice Kramden, Gladys Kravitz
Laverne and Shirley, Jeannie
Morticia Adams, Aunt Esther
Sweet Polly Purebred, Natasha
Mrs. McGillicuddy

[Chorus: Peter Steele]
How could she?

[Verse 2: Peter Steele]
Ginger, Mary Ann, Mrs. Howell
Samantha Stevens, Lieutenant Uhura
Judy Jetson
Olive Oyl, Ethel Mertz
Edith Bunker, Marilyn Munster
Rhoda, Penny Robinson

[Chorus: Peter Steele]
How could she?

[Post-Chorus: Peter Steele]
Why (Why)
Why, why don't you love me anymore?
I said why (Why)
Why, why don't you love me anymore?
[Bridge: Kenny Hickey]
Quite upset, angry, just plain annoyed
No recourse except for celluloid
In my heart, I know you are not real
Though in mind, suspect you still can feel
Walt Disney or Hanna-Barbera
Black or white, stunning Technicolor
Warner Brothers and the A. A. P
I've become addicted to TV

[Verse 3: Peter Steele]
Crissy Snow, Catwoman
Creepela, Weezie Jefferson
Betty Rubble, Little Cindy Who
Penelope Pitstop, Lois Lane
Vanna White, Wonder Woman
Elly May, Maude, Witchiepoo

[Chorus: Peter Steele]
How could she?

[Post-Chorus: Peter Steele]
Why don't you love me anymore?
How could you?