The cows
They're sitting in a field
They're waiting to be killed
The rednecks don't care how they feel

But this cow stole the farmer's gun
Put bullet holes in everyone
And I don't think it's very fun
The cow got it's revenge this time

The farmer's harvesting their crops
But now they're gonna call the cops
The cows just stuck up for themselves
Cause it's his right to stay alive