[Verse 1]
Some weepy creepy, willow pillow, boggy shit
Transcendental big wheel, can ya feel it?
I got a chickey face down, trippin' so damn hard
His head splits open stuffin' spills out into the car
Cup of dirty water and a lonely boney frog
Slip me seven dollars and I'll pump it full of smog
You paint a monkey gold, let him loose downtown
You start him with a smile, he'll come back with a frown

[Chorus]
He's just a twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
I'm, I'm thick and thin and all right

[Verse 2]
Happy, feeling crappy, in my nappy little car
I'm squozen, frozen, duplicated, drunk in a bar
A tape recorded, all distorted, genius machine
A spokes model dippied in refried beans
Piggies pay ful price to put their necks on the stump
Dusty busted skeletons who pay at the pump
Multi nippled, rotating DJ sap
I'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat

[Chorus]
I'm just a twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
I'm, I'm thick and thin and alright
Alright, alright, alright, yeah
[Chorus]
A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind
Well alright