I'm being hassled by the man
The man
The man
The man

Man
You crush a killer with a thigh bone
Man
You'll crawl in a cave and make a cozy home
Man
You need a rock n' roll singer
Man
You got a thumb and a finger

You got opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb, I got one
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb, check it out, I got one

Yeah
1973, Post '76
Oh

One time, I was a man
I crush a killer with a rock
Man
Ten millon years until you talk
Man
You a grunter and a moaner
Man
All you can manage is a boner
And your opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb, whew, I got one
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb, I got one

Man
You gotta learn to drive a big rig
Man
You lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
Man
You got something against me
Man
You're gonna have to try to kill me

If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man

I got one opposable thumb